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·Apr 19

Her Majesty Laughs

Good times with Queen Liz — I will always have fond memories of Queen Elizabeth II. It goes back to both of our youthful days. She was just getting used to people addressing her as ‘Your Majesty,’ so she insisted I call her Liz when we were alone. You may be asking how, an American from…

Queen Elizabeth

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Her Majesty Laughs
Her Majesty Laughs
Queen Elizabeth

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Writers’ Coffee Shop Hangout Spot

·Updated Apr 9

Dave Barry Sent Me a Postcard!

I’m not making this up! I was talking about humorists we admire with Jason Provencio. We are big fans of American author and nationally syndicated columnist, Dave Barry. I wrote Dave Barry a fan letter in 1995, and he was nice enough to send me a reply. Thanks, Dave! Hey Medium writers, is Dave Barry…

Dave Barry

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Dave Barry Sent Me a Postcard!
Dave Barry Sent Me a Postcard!
Dave Barry

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Humorous Writings

·Apr 3

Another Interview with a Vampire!

“We are big fans at Van Helsing Monthly, thank you for agreeing to this,” said the young man from the magazine. “No problem, I enjoyed your last article on Medieval Blood Letting. I often read in the coffin during the day when I can’t sleep,” replied the Count. “You have…

Vampires

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Another Interview with a Vampire!
See what he does in the Shadows!
Another Interview with a Vampire!
See what he does in the Shadows!
Vampires

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Humorous Writings

·Mar 21

The Hulk smashes, The Rock charms!

Here I was in front of Madame Tussauds’ wax museum in New York City and who’s there outside the entrance but The Rock himself. Now, I usually shy away from talking to celebrities, but Mr. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson didn’t seem to mind a bit. …

The Rock

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The Hulk smashes, The Rock charms!
The Hulk smashes, The Rock charms!
The Rock

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Doctor Funny

·Feb 17

Odd Google Questions Answered!

I ask so you don’t have to get ads for local psych wards — Why is the sky blue? One explaination is that the government tinted the glass dome surrounding the dirt pancake we live on. After many experiments in the early 1920’s, It was determined that purple was the most believable color to use and would cause the least suspicion amongst the gullible public. …

Google

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Odd Google Questions Answered!
Odd Google Questions Answered!
Google

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Jan 17

The Spatula Murders! A Sherlock Holmes mystery

Gruesome Murders as a Vehicle for Humor A satirical and absurdist story about how Sir Arthur Conan Doyle came up with his Sherlock Holmes adventures! Prologue: Since Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote his first Sherlock Holmes story, A Study in Scarlet, in 1887, copyright claims to the clever detective’s tales…

Sherlock Holmes

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The Spatula Murders! A Sherlock Holmes mystery
The Spatula Murders! A Sherlock Holmes mystery
Sherlock Holmes

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Nov 4, 2022

Met the Beatles/A Lucid Dream

All you need is Love! For the Beatle fan who likes obscure references and puns. Real names and facts together with pure absurdity make this a fun read! The first time I bumped into the Beatles was back in ’62. They were playing gigs at the Star Club in Hamburg…

Beatles

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Met the Beatles/A Lucid Dream
Met the Beatles/A Lucid Dream
Beatles

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Nov 4, 2022

The Sexy Mop!

How to sell a mop while depressed When a common household mop reminds you of your wife. Yeah, you have problems. This mad man of advertising needs marriage counseling. “Morning marketing meeting starts in 5,” Mike said to his colleague Larry. “Gonna be a tough one. …

The Guillotine

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The Sexy Mop!
The Sexy Mop!
The Guillotine

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