A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbi walk into a bar… — Have you ever had to answer to the woke bots that troll the internet ready to terminate anything that will contaminate the blue pill humans? You know it’s a struggle to be kind to everyone and everything. Especially if you write comedy. Swearing is currently okay. That has become as commonplace as cat videos on TikTok. Even PG-13 movies contain many creatively expressive words that would make a pirate dad proud.

Described in 300 words! The most important first step in writing a fantastic 300-word story or article is at the end of this essay. Let’s review the second rule, be concise. If you’re going to explain something in 300 words you better fully understand what you’re talking about to get your salient points across. If you want to talk about Greek philosophers, pick out a good one to represent all…

Read your Spam! Wonderful Spam! — Open your spam file lately? You could be missing some useful information if you didn’t. Example, if you didn’t read about the 6 nutrients essential to easing constipation, you would be a car driving in reverse. Just backing up. A spam email from a company called Go Daily (very clever)…

What could go wrong? — I was surprised to get an email from Zippi, “your career sidekick,” recently. The enticing subject line was: Best Radiologist Jobs. Anesthesiologists Needed. They strongly recommended some high-salary doctor jobs for me, either as a radiologist or an anesthesiologist, and it would be a perfect fit. Not anywhere did the advert mention a degree requirement. Since I couldn’t pronounce…

Advice from Uncle Tony! Yo Tony I recently had my power go off for 5 days while I was out of town with a good friend of mine’s moll. Strictly a business trip. She needed some help getting a part in a movie and the director of said movie wanted a private…

Not about Tony Stubblebine! — We all look at bearded men as the epitome of manliness and masculinity. The studly stubble on a man’s face is the quintessential picture of carnality. You’re thinking these bearded men must have sex at least three times before their first coffee in the morning. And they always come home…

Good times with Queen Liz — I will always have fond memories of Queen Elizabeth II. It goes back to both of our youthful days. She was just getting used to people addressing her as ‘Your Majesty,’ so she insisted I call her Liz when we were alone. You may be asking how, an American from…

I’m not making this up! I was talking about humorists we admire with Jason Provencio. We are big fans of American author and nationally syndicated columnist, Dave Barry. I wrote Dave Barry a fan letter in 1995, and he was nice enough to send me a reply. Thanks, Dave! Hey Medium writers, is Dave Barry…

“We are big fans at Van Helsing Monthly, thank you for agreeing to this,” said the young man from the magazine. “No problem, I enjoyed your last article on Medieval Blood Letting. I often read in the coffin during the day when I can’t sleep,” replied the Count. “You have…